quietearth [Celluloid 08.03.12] horror comedy



If these are the choice cuts of CvsZ, God help the Queen. C vs Z is having it's world premier at Frightfest.

GUY (The Brains) and JIMMY (The Brawn) are best buddies recently released from prison. They immediately set off on another heist to bag a cool one million pounds. All runs smoothly apart from one minor glitch in the form of sexy hostage LESLIE – they grab her too. Holed up in East London they celebrate their success.


Meanwhile during the excavation works for the Olympic Games, an ancient tomb harking back to the days of the Black Plague is opened. The archaeologists are struck down by a mutated virus that turns them into brainless man-eating creatures. Soon London is overrun by Zombies. Quarantined and sectioned off by the Army, everyone in London is left to fight for their lives.

So what do you do with all the money in the world when everyone’s dead?

The gang decide to chance it on the street, and fight their way out, but they get more than they bargained for when one of the gang is bitten and they are forced to retreat. The crooks tool up at the local police station which they discover is empty because the bent coppers are too busy looting and chasing the missing one million to restore order.

The Cockneys go into hiding in the one place to which they thought they would never return; prison. The Zombies break into the prison and the gang find themselves caught between the undead, the savage inmates and the Army, here to ‘rescue’ survivors, and of course their one million!!! Can Guy and Jimmy ‘escape’ with their lives, their loot and the girl in this unrelenting action Zombie flick?

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agentorange (10 years ago) Reply

Pretty funny actually. I like the multi-generation approach to the characters. Funny stuff.

Okich (10 years ago) Reply

This is bloody hilarious, way better than I thought!

Craig (10 years ago) Reply

Looks good!

Stacker (10 years ago) Reply

Oh hell yes!!! Another great British zombie comedy!

donc48 (10 years ago) Reply

This looks pretty funny

Jeff (10 years ago) Reply

I like the fact the zeds are really, really slow...you could stop in at The Rovers Return for a quick pint and still make it home for tea!!

trogen (10 years ago) Reply

modern tremors with zombies? lol

Beppe (10 years ago) Reply

youth+experience+zombies=fun!!!!

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