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Christopher Webster [Celluloid 08.13.10] movie news



There's a joke here somewhere I think. Anyone care to start it off?

Synopsis:
A modern adaptation of the classic novel of the captain of a high tech submarine and his obsessive quest to destroy the prehistoric whale that maimed him.


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Anonymous (11 years ago) Reply

A ballsy deep sea adventure!

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Deggsy (11 years ago) Reply

Well, if nothing else it seems like a closer adaptation to the source novel than that bastard Asylum version of A Princess of Mars. That made me wretch.

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weyland (11 years ago) Reply

I wonder if it i'll feature music by Moby?

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Anonymous (11 years ago) Reply

You have to stroke hard when it comes.

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soma (11 years ago) Reply

looks a bit like the jaws poster

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vesleted (11 years ago) Reply

If I'm not wrong, I seem to remember that Captain Ahab was of course the captain of a whaleship, not a sub. And a whale of that size would do a lot more than just 'maim.'

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donc48 (11 years ago) Reply

Is this going to be a SyFy Saterday classic, or a double bill with Piranha 3D?

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kleopatra (11 years ago) Reply

It's a DINOSAUR whale.

$5 says the sub has a LASER.

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Anonymous (11 years ago) Reply

so barry bostwick is ahab?
i guess lorenzo lamas was busy hunting raptors.

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Anonymous (11 years ago) Reply

Giant Moby Dick somewhere out in sea!

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uncleB (11 years ago) Reply

This translates in my country to "MOBY bad dog"
and yes the sub has a freckin laser.

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Jen (11 years ago) Reply

*heh* Yes, it does look A LOT like the Jaws poster lol

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Anonymous (11 years ago) Reply

straight to vide- correction, straight to syfy

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bad dog (11 years ago) Reply

@uncleB: It's flattering that you're obsessed with me. Do you lie in your bed all night tossing and turning, planning the perfect comeback? What a fruit. You're accomplishing nothing except giving me the entertainment of putting a teabagging Republican's panties in a knot. Nobody cares about our "feud" except you.

But do go ahead, this is a valuable use of your time.

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Yarrow (11 years ago) Reply

Sure puts me in the mood for sushi. And I hate sushi.


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