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quietearth [Celluloid 07.25.07] zombies movie news

I love zombie movies if you haven't noticed, and while this isn't post apocalyptic, it looks hilarious, so it's getting posted. We also do some "apocalyptic" stuff too, so get ready for that in the future. Check out this tagline:

"On a dark night in a small farmhouse miles away from civilization a family is threatened by a force so evil, so sinister, so… Jewish."

Hahaha, now read the synopsis and watch the trailer, it gets better, promise.

"On the first night of Passover the residents of a remote Jewish bungalow colony are turned into flesh eating zombies by matzoh with a dark history. In the hunt for human flesh, the zombies descend on an unsuspecting family in their quiet farmhouse. The loving mother (Alexandra Angeloch), father (Phillip Levine), along with their rascally son James (Adam Forrest) and naively seductive teenage daughter Sally (Sierra DeCrosta), have to tap into their deepest survival instincts to battle Hasidic zombies, killer payos (that’s right, those little curly side-burns), and antler-sporting zombie rabbis. It’s really the beginning of the end when a fairly tall but not so dark stranger (Nate Earl), who knows the situation all too well, miraculously appears. Journey through their hellish night of terror, romance, and a frighteningly non-kosher diet."

Non-Kosher, matzoh, all they forgot is the soup and the gfelta fish!! Oh boy, poor gentiles.. Ok here's the trailer, put your diapers on because you're going to laugh till ..... This trailer is NSFW, watch it at home!

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Athlon (13 years ago) Reply

This movie look great :)


Chris (13 years ago) Reply

FYI their website is here: .

Still can't figure out if this is actually going to be a full length movie or if it's just a joke.


quietearth (13 years ago) Reply

well I sent them an email and asked for a screener copy to review, lets hope it is real, it would be a shame if it was only a trailer.


Anonymous (12 years ago) Reply

I saw it today. It was amazing.

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